Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

These guys were once world famous.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.