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Baby Got Back

Baby Got Back

She just needs some help releasing it.

 

Little Baby Is Photogenic. And Creepy.

Little Baby Is Photogenic. And Creepy.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

 

Even Babies Love Hooters

Even Babies Love Hooters

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

 

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

 

Britney Lost The Baby Fat

Britney Lost The Baby Fat

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

 

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

 

Karolina Kurkova Has No Belly Button

Karolina Kurkova Has No Belly Button

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?

 

Madonna Has Sexy Arms

Madonna Has Sexy Arms

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

 

Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee's Big Baby Boobs

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

 

Paris Wears Maternity Dress

Paris Wears Maternity Dress

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

 

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate's Golden Ass

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

 

Hayden Eats Babies

Hayden Eats Babies

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

 

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

 

Wacky Japanese Symbols

Wacky Japanese Symbols

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

Alien Stomach

Alien Stomach

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"

 

Spice on Ice!

Spice on Ice!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

 

Lip-sync Spice

Lip-sync Spice

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.

 

Blow me!

Blow me!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

 

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?