Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

The most shocking thing is not how sexy she looks at age 16, it's how shockingly 90s the photo backdrop is.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

The whale that is Aretha Franklin and the pshyco that is Cyndi Lauper were photographed together at the Grammys. What will Britney look like at their age?

In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.

Why is she wearing this!? Could Woody Allen possibly age more gracefully than Annie Hall herself?

Elle Macpherson looks amazing for someone in her 40's. But seriously… we all know you can't surf, you little liar!

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.