Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

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Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.