Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Today Britney was seen exiting a law office near the Château Marmont, after having met with a civil law lawyer.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

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After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

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Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

We hope they at least EAT the slug after they abuse him.

This emo kid slit his wrists immediatly after this photo was taken.