The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

She's the world's first "special" supermodel, that's for sure.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.