We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants. Pants come to him to seek protection.

A great place for some cheap action!

The mascot gets into the action! Oh my!

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.