The power of make-up.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Sylar and Peter Petrelli can't compete with the power of Claire Bennett's two growing "superheroes".

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

I guess the Vagina Monologues came to this town. Still weird.

You will weep when this picture's message sinks in. P.S., I love you.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?