We support Dog and Cat marriage.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We don't believe in bras either.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

We don't know what it is, but by the look of that pose, we recommend all Jewish folk keep walking.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

"Yeah my lizard is just hanging out, he isn't bothering anyone, so keep on walking."

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.