We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

The Cavemen did nothing to advance their "kind" as they left The Ivy this weekend. Although we don't really know what the middle finger meant back then.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Elizabeth Taylor, then and now.

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

If 70 pounds isn't anorexic, then I have a long way to go!!

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.