Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

The only way to fly.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

She's also the most downloaded granny on the internet.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Presidents get all the chicks.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.