See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.

With a real strict door policy.

This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

Or at least a well staged photograph.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

The power of make-up.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

We 100% approve of Katy Perry's wardrobe.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.