OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Paris Drunk Eye

Paris Drunk Eye

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

 

MegaPussi

MegaPussi

Makes a great snack, morning noon and night.

 

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

 

Easy Barbie

Easy Barbie

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."