Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!