This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

Seriously, you can get these at Super 8 Motels.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!