Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

For the ghetto minded.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

Tara Reid's butt is making a comeback that nobody wanted.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Even my mom knows this one.