Why are they pointing down?

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Who knew meth made you tipsy too? Awesome!

Sum41, more like Sum2bCups.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!