Kill Bump

Kill Bump

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

 

Wino is Nude-o

Wino is Nude-o

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

 

Oh no, its land shark!

Oh no, its land shark!

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

 

Chocolate Rain..In His Pants

Chocolate Rain..In His Pants

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

 

Scared S#!tless

Scared S#!tless

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

 

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

 

Courtney Love is Even Scarier

Courtney Love is Even Scarier

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

 

I'm Fat F**k Off

I'm Fat F**k Off

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

 

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