Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!