Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.