If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!