Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.