Doesn't look great on everyone.

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.