Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.