Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

Today Britney was seen exiting a law office near the Château Marmont, after having met with a civil law lawyer.

The manitee from Cocan O'Brien meets Inside the Actor's Studio's James Lipton. Weeeeiird.

I know Japanese people are weird, but...