Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

For the ghetto minded.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

It's like a reverse planetarium.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.