Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.