Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

At least they didn't have to photoshop her boobs.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.