This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

Elle Macpherson looks amazing for someone in her 40's. But seriously… we all know you can't surf, you little liar!