This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

She's done damage with less, seems like a dangerous prop.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.