Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

It's good to know that Cindy Crawford still has what it takes to fulfill our fantasies, even if they are our MILF fantasies.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.