Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

It's not fat, it's awesome.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Mena Suvari is ripped! Six pack! Abs! Hotness! She has it all.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Literally. It has balls.