Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.

The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

It kind of makes sense why some people don't believe in evolution, is this progress??

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Duck Hunt says it all in just 8-Bits.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.