Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.

Spencer is so well read for a douchebag.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

It's good to know that Cindy Crawford still has what it takes to fulfill our fantasies, even if they are our MILF fantasies.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.