It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

Is it still there, Geri?

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

This is sexist because it's true.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

This is so weird it's beyond description. Go Billy?

It's like a candle, inside his head.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.