Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?