Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.