Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"

The Spice girls continue their "comeback" tour and started it off with a lip-sync spectacular this weekend. Posh didn’t even sing, she just stood there and looked like an alien.

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

Photo-enhancement technology proves it!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.