Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."