See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

He's looking for booty.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Shiver me Pumpkins!

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.