The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

I believe in the Church of Boobs.