Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

...if cheater on the set of your TV show was actually cheating.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

If you look at Sophie Monk for more than 10 seconds it's like drugs.

The only way to fly.

"You wanna bump? Let's go!"

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!