Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

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If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

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We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

Somebody call Orkin.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.