See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.