The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

I always knew she had one.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.