After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.