She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

Apparently LiLo has found God. Either that or she's got a flask in there.

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Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

When God decides to wash your car, you don't question the quality of His work.

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.