It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

He fought for equality and now, video games.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Tara Reid's butt is making a comeback that nobody wanted.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.