"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Lauren Conrad's NHL blog reveals she cares about the Anaheim Ducks and nothing else. She sure is interesting.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

Queen Amidala takes counsel with all faiths.

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

Duck Hunt says it all in just 8-Bits.

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.