His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

Basement Horse is always watching you.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

Now we know who used to pull the Gravy Train!

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?